Backstage of Alma Awards

Tonight is the night of the big Alma award show! All Hardcore Studio artists are nominated and we are so excited to see if any of our stars are going to win! Well, we got some exclusives behind the backstage as our artists get ready for the show! So enjoy the exclusives with a special interview with the Alma Award Crew.

Lala Uglygorilla getting some make-up


Alma Award Crew: Ms. Gorilla, Ms. gorilla, are you excited about tonight?
Lala Uglygorilla: ...Live in joungle, come to city...
Alma Award Crew: Ok... -_- I love your song, "Gorilla Girl", how was it to release your first song?
Lala Uglygorilla: ...Live in joungle, come to city...
Alma Award Crew: I know already! Anyway, what are you wearing tonight? Gucci? Dolce & Gabana? Monkey Wear?
Lala Uglygorilla: ...Live in joungle, come to city...

Alma Award Crew: Ok... whatever...


Horny Hilton giving herself a facial


Alma Award Crew: How do you feel about tonight Ms. Hilton? Do you think you're going to win?
Horny Hilton: Of course! How could you even ask such stupid and silly question? Craji bugga! My song is #1 and I'm the horniest artist ok? Please behave!
Alma Award Crew: I'm sorry Ms. Hilton. I should've known better. So, I've heard you and Lilian Lo...
Horny Hilton: What the hell? Stop gossip ok? (pinches the interviewer)
Alma Award Crew: Ouch! Ms. Hilton I'm sorry! Please don't pinch my nipple! (Getting scared) Hmm... so, you and Lala Uglygorilla are label mates. You have collaborated on the song "When Lala Tell Me That I'm Horny", which became a huge hit. And now you're being nominated in the same category for "Best New Artist". Do you think Lala stand a chance to win against you?
Horny Hilton: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! Of course not ok? She's nice and smelly, but win an award? Wuahahahahaha! So, stop gossip ok?
Alma Award Crew: Ok last question Ms. Hilton. You get horny right? How horny can you get?
Horny Hilton: Iya iya. I get horny. I have many ways to get horny. But when I'm laji, I just touch myself to sleep lor... ok enough questions! Stop gossip ok?


Lilian Lohan getting ready for the big show

Alma Award Crew: Ms. Lohan, is your sister out of rehab yet?
Lilian Lohan: Ugh! She better stay there! That bitch!
Alma Award Crew: Why? Why are you so upset about your sister?
Lilian Lohan: Are you frickin' kiddin' me? That girl always steals my underwears and bras, and yet she never wears any of them!
Alma Award Crew: It must be painful to have your underwears and bras stolen... (LOL), but you do love your sister right?
Lilian Lohan: Love that bitch? I'm a clubber, you got it? Stop asking dumb questions or I'm gonna kick you in the vagina!


Janice Jammeson struttin her stuff

Alma Award Crew: Ms. Jammeson...
Janice Jammeson: No questions please. Go look yourself in the mirror! Ewwwww.