So Horny is #1!!!

International Hit Radio

International Hit Radio Top 25 Chart n. 22 - June 2, 2007 (c) 2007 Radio Express Inc. All Rights Reserved. Urban World Chart | The Africa Chart Lara Scott presents The World Chart Show L2W LW TW Artist Title Label WOC - 5 1 HORNY HILTON So Horny Hardcore 2 6 3 2 CHRISTINA AGUILERA Candyman [Squeaky Clean Radio Edit] RCA 11 9 5 3 TIMBALAND feat. NELLY FURTADO & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE Give It To Me [Clean] Interscope 8 7 6 4 AMY WINEHOUSE Rehab Island 9 10 8 5 GOOD CHARLOTTE Keep Your Hands Off My Girl Epic 10 1 1 6 AVRIL LAVIGNE Girlfriend [Clean] RCA 9 13 9 7 GYM CLASS HEROES Cupid's Chokehold Fueled By Ramen 7 5 4 8 THE FRAY How To Save A Life Epic 12 15 12 9 RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS Desecration Smile Warner Bros. 12 22 15 10 MAROON 5 Makes Me Wonder [Super Clean] A&M/Octone 5 18 13 11 DIDDY feat. KEYSHIA COLE Last Night Bad Boy/Atlantic 8 2 7 12 TAKE THAT Shine Polydor 12 25 19 13 NE-YO Because Of You Def Jam 6 19 16 14 HILARY DUFF With Love Hollywood 6 12 10 15 CALVIN HARRIS Acceptable In The 80s Columbia 8 20 18 16 THE KILLERS Read My Mind Island 9 23 20 17 LINKIN PARK What I've Done Warner Bros. 4 27 23 18 THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS feat. TIMBALAND Wait A Minute [Album Version] A&M 5 32 27 19 TRAVIS Closer Independent 4 33 26 20 MIKA Love Today Casablanca 5 4 11 21 FERGIE feat. LUDACRIS Glamorous [Edit] A&M 12 8 14 22 JENNIFER LOPEZ Qué Hiciste Sony BMG 14 11 17 23 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE What Goes Around…[Edit] Jive 15 34 30 24 CIARA Like A Boy Zomba 4 40N 32 25 NATASHA BEDINGFIELD I Wanna Have Your Babies [Radio Edit] Epic 3 Hits on the Horizon GWEN STEFANI 4 In The Morning Columbia SUM 41 Underclass Hero Island Border Breakouts BOB SINCLAR FEAT. GARY NESTA PINE Give A Lil' Love [Original Acoustic Version] Barclay TORI AMOS Big Wheel Epic

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Gorilla Girl

Gorilla Girl
by Lala Uglygorilla feat Celine Dillon

Lala & Dillon:
Gorilla
Hi Babe!
Do you wanna go shower?
Sure Babe!
Jump In...

Lala:
I'm gorilla girl, in gorilla world
Live in jungle, come to city
Don't know ATM, don't know public phone
Civilization, such a cool creation

Dillon:
Come Gorilla, let's go shower

Lala:
I'm gorilla girl, in gorilla world
Live in jungle, come to city
Don't know ATM, don't know public phone
Civilization, such a cool creation

I'm hairy, I'm smelly, and I poop in my pants
I'm stinky, I'm lazy and I don't understand

Dillon:
You're my pet, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in fur,
Clean you here, clean you there, stinky no more...

Lala:
You can slap, you can kick, if you say: "oh gorilla"

I'm gorilla girl, in gorilla world
Live in jungle, come to city
Don't know ATM, don't know public phone
Civilization, such a cool creation

Dillon & Lala:
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(uu-oooh-u)

Lala:
I can run, I can jump, climbing up on the tree
I can walk on my ass, I can pee on my knees

Dillon:
Come jump in, monkey friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go shower

Lala:
You can slap, you can kick, if you say: "oh gorilla"
You can slap, you can kick, if you say: "oh gorilla"

Dillon & Lala:
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(uu-oooh-u)

Lala:
I'm gorilla girl, in gorilla world
Live in jungle, come to city
Don't know ATM, don't know public phone
Civilization, such a cool creation

I'm gorilla girl, in gorilla world
Live in jungle, come to city
Don't know ATM, don't know public phone
Civilization, such a cool creation

Dillon & Lala:
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come Gorilla, let's go shower!
(uu-oooh-u)

Dillon & Lala:
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Gorilla, we just finished shower
Oh, I smell like flower

download sample here

* Composed by Mario & Norin
* Produced by: Norin
* Performed by: Lala Uglygorilla & Dillon
* Background Vocals: Aqua

Hardcore Studio Special: To You

Moving On (Home In Me)

Since you've been gone
It took a while for me to face right from wrong
I didn't know, I didn't want to move on
I was trapped in a moment full of denial
I'd be seeing scenes of you and I
You were so full of energy and so alive
You were my best friend
Seems like my only friend
How cruel of God to put your destiny to an end

I think about you everyday
Blaming God for putting things this way
How I hate to move on without you
As though something missing in my life
Without you, I don't even know how to smile
How could fate turn its back on us?
I really wish things would be different
I would do anything to make up for the situation
If only miracle resurrection were in my hands...

You have left, but I've already captured you in my heart
No matter all the years, nothing can tear us apart
Your death was painful to take, but I know where you'll always be
No matter where I am, you'll always have a home – a home in me

You are here, even though I don't see you
I've spent all these years crying over you
I somehow couldn't accept the truth
I know you're watching over me
I know you don't wanna see me go wrong
So, I should be moving on because no matter where you are, you'll be home - home in me

I'm moving on
I won't spend my whole life stuck in despair
Cuz I'm sure you wouldn't want me being there
I'm moving on
Gotta show you that you're still alive in my heart
Wherever you are, you'll never be far
Cuz I'm moving on with you in my heart


* Written by: Norin

* Dedicated to YOU

A message from me:
~ Like clouds in the sky, we meet and we part. Nothing stays the same. Nothing is for sure. So, live as if today was your last day. Be good to people. If you care for someone, show it today; don't wait until tomorrow because you might not get the chance. Lastly, don't mourn the losses because there are many; celebrate the victory because there are few. It's life ~

Horny Hilton feat Lala Uglygorilla

Hardcore Studio presents an exclusive hot track by the hottest superstars right now, the most horniest singer, Horny Hilton, and the singing-animal-human, Lala Uglygorilla! This hot track will be featured on the Original Soundtrack CD of the upcoming movie, "Planet of the Apes: The Way You Horny". Don't forget to purchase the soundtrack album released and distributed via Hardcore Studio!

When lala tell me that I'm horny
by Horny Hilton - Lala Uglygorilla

Horny:
I wanna call gorilla
Down from the tree
I wanna live a day
That never dies
I wanna change the world
Only for you
All the impossible
I wanna do

Lala:
I wanna hold your horny
Under my hand
I wanna kiss your horny
And feel the pain
I know what's horny
Looking at you
In a world of lies
You are the truth

Lala:
And horny
Everytime you touch me
I become a human
I'll make you safe
No matter where you are

Horny:
And gorrila
Everything you ask for
Nothing i understand
Im shining like a horny in the dark
When lala tell me that I'm horny

Lala:
I wanna make you see
I'm gorilla
Show you the loneliness
I ever try

Horny:
You walked into my life
To stop my horny
Everything's easy now
I have you here

Lala:
And horny
Everytime you touch me
I become a human
I'll make you safe
No matter where you are

Horny:
And bring you
Everything you ask for
Nothing i understand
I'm shining like a horny in the dark
When lala tell me that i'm horny

Lala:
Ooooooh

Horny:
In a world without you (Lala: world without you)
I would always horny (Lala: I will always horny)
Lala: All I need is your horny

Lala:
...to make me human

Lala:
And horny
Everytime you touch me
I become a human
I'll make you safe
No matter where you are

Horny:
And bring you
Everything you ask for
Nothing i understand
I'm shining like a horny in the dark
When lala tell me that i'm horny

Lala:
You horny

Horny :
When lala tell me that i'm horny


* Composed by: Mario
* Produced by: Mario
* Performed by: Horny Hilton & Lala Uglygorilla
* Background Vocals: Westlife and Diana Ross

On The Set: So Horny

Hardcore Studio is proud to present exclusive behind the scene footage of Horny Hilton's video shoot for her first and new song, So Horny, from her debut album entitled, So Horny.

Trying to get her lover horny

About to get crazy...

Horny and high...? "What's going on in her mind" scene

Fainting scene after being too horny

*Exclusive Paparazzi Picture* Horny Hilton walking back to her trailer

Sample & Lyrics: So Horny

Full and complete version coming soon!!! Meanwhile download the sample to listen to Horny Hilton's natural raw voice!!!

Song: SO HORNY
Performed by: HORNY HILTON
Album: SO HORNY
Produced by: Mario & Norin
Composed by: Norin

~~ Download Sample Here ~~

Sometimes, yennie could be so horny
Touching herself to sleep
Waiting for him to touch her thigh
Someone who would stay by her side

He was there a long time ago
Sharing horny and the condo
Things have changed and now he's gone away
Leaving horniness and darkness for her

[Chorus]
Her tears falling down cuz she's so horny
Where is her lover when she's so needy
Why did he leave her to be all alone
Doesn't he know that she is so horny
Where does she go when love is long gone?
No one to comefort her cold lonely nights
And days role on by, like clouds in the sky
No one to hold horny into the night, into the night....

Presenting: So Horny (Single Cover)

Hardcore Records would like to present the single cover of Horny Hilton's first song ever!!!

what's going on...?

In the workings:

* Finishing touches on Horny Hilton's debut album

* Horny Hilton's album photoshoot

* Video shoot for Horny Hilton's song, So Horny

* Horny Hilton's first concert

* Lala Uglygorilla's first song

Discovered : Yennie a.k.a Horny Hilton

Horny Hilton was born and raised in Horny island. She became very horny since she was a little horny. She got interested in pursuing music and came to work in our company, but only as a maid (cleaner). While she was cleaning the toilet once upon a time, she sings along to her sister's song, who's currently in jail (Paris Hilton). This story dragged our little horny to be so upset. We pity little horny and because she has a nice soft voice, we decided to give her an opportunity to get a new life. Therefore, Horny Hilton started to work on her first album in late 2006. The first album entitled, SO HORNY, is produced by top producers including Mario, Norin, Donald, Palm.

So, watch out for this young Horny as she goes from a maid to a singing pop star. The new album is titled, SO HORNY, and will feature exclusive guest vocals by Giant Mammoth, Maria-Boobs, and Palmela.

Updates on her first single, on the set video-shooting footage, and album photoshoot coming soon!!!

Discovered: Voice of the Jungle

Our new artist, Pricilia Margarine, originated from the jungle somewhere in the Amazon Forest. When we picked her up she was just a small gorilla.

We needed a pet and we needed something scary to guard our record company. So that's where Pricilia comes in. She's our full-time chief security.

Pricilia has come a long way. When she first arrived in the city, she did not know anything about modern technology or civilization. When she wanted to poop, she would just she poop anywhere. But we were very patient with her. We educated her and taught her how to behave, so as she grows up, she finally learnt what it is to behave like a human being. Now she is a full grown gorilla-girl (photo below).

From time to time during her living with us, we noticed that she likes to make different sounds and we noticed that she has potential to be a singer, so we gave her a chance to be a recording artist and gave her a new name "LALA UGLYGORILLA".

Watch out for up-coming music from this talented gorilla girl.

Harcore studio staff and personel

Founder : Norin and Mario
President : Mario
Secretary : Jin Ning
Chief Producer : Norin
Producer : Palm
Producer : Mario
Producer : Madonald
General Manager : Kevin
Advertising & Marketing Manager : Navin

Photographer : Palm
Make up artists : Joy
Hair stylist : Mario, Palm
Cleaner : Yennie
Chief security : Lala
Pet Guard: Elly Mammoth


Norin : Founder, Chief Producer, Composer













Mario: Founder, President, Producer, Composer











Jin Ning: Secretary

Kevin: General Manager

Navin: Advertising & Marketing Manager

Madonald: Producer

Palm: Producer, Composer, Photographer

Joy: Make up artists

Horny Hilton (Yennie): Maid and singer













Lala Uglygorrila: Chief security and singer

Hardcore Studio Official Launch

We are proud to present our studio to the world. There are so many studios in this world and the competition is stiff, but we have many extraordinary characteristics which distinguish us from the other studios out there. We are expanding our studio in the music industry by producing catchy tunes, feel good music, and high quality sound. Our music conveys a positive message to everybody in the world. It tells a story of courage, love, faith, sadness, and all those good things in life.

Our company gives a lot opportunities to those who are interested in music. We will make it happen for those who have talent in music. Unlike other record companies, we don't care about your looks. You don't have to be a Beyoncé, a Britney Spears, a Christina Aguilera, or a Jennifer Lopez to get a contract deal because our company is purely based on talents.

Our company provides and is equipped with the latest technology in our sound system. We have a friendly and fresh environment. We have well-designed studios, state of the art infrastructure to ensure that quality music is being made.

Studio 1

Studio 2

Studio 3

Studio 4

Hereby, we declare the official launch of Hardcore Studios!!!

Auditions are opened every friday - monday, 24 hours at Lagoon View Condominium Resort and Palmville.

For further info, please contact us via e-mail at hardcore.studio@gmail.com

So watch out for our sensual and hot music, and keep checking our official website for the latest updates.