Just a reminder that Horny Hilton's first world tour kicks off on July 1st in the Bahamas!!! It's a beach party and concert of your life time! We have already sold 500,000 tickets for this single event! There are only 5 VIP tickets left! So purchase your ticket now because the demand for Horny Hilton is incredibly high!!!
Pop trash Lindsay Lohan, and spoilt brat Paris Hilton are best friends (again)... could it be possible for their younger sisters, Lilian Lohan & Horny Hilton, to become best friends too? But if Horny and Lilian do become best friends, could it also lead to the long feud and catfight like their older sisters had?
Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton playing who's more dumb
As you already know, Horny and Lilian are label mates. But what you don't know is the hot rumors behind studio doors. There has been rumors circulating that both of them often sneak into the ladies room together and start making out. Could they start to become really good friends or is there more between them behind closed-doors?
You be the judge.
We have just installed more security cameras in our facilities, and if we catch something shocking on camera, you will be the first to find out, right here at Hardcore Studio. The question now is, could our Horny and Lilian follow in the footsteps of their sisters?
(Lindsay thinking to herself):Damn! I think my nipple slipped out again! But never mind as long as the paparazzi are here.
(Paris thinking to herself):OMG! I didn't know wearing underwear feels so nice and cute. That's HOT!
We have received over 8 million tapes of fans singing to Horny Hilton's worldwide smash, "So Horny". It was hard to choose the top winners because everybody sounded amazing and horny. Thank you all for your participation. It was difficult to choose, but after many many times of consideration, we are happy to announce the following winners for the SO HORNY CONTEST:
1. Grand Prize:Mr. Lasha from Russia (two-night-stand, candle light dinner)
2. 1st Runner-up Prize:Mr. Tee (a trip to Horny Hilton's house + 1 signed nude picture)
3. 2nd Runner-up Prize:Ms. Greeja (one underwear)
Congratulations to all winners!!! We would like to share this joy with you by leaving you with Lasha's version of "So Horny". Enjoy.
Due to massive success of her Horny Hilton's first concert at Sunway, Hardcore Studio is now ready to launch her first world tour ever. Horny Hilton will be visiting many countries and perform all her horny hit songs throughout the world.
The theme of the tour is "Beach Concert". So get ready to be wild, wet, and horny!
Before she leaves Malaysia, her first stop will be Sunway Lagoon! So come experience the sensation of Horny Hilton at Sunway Lagoon on the 27th of June from 8PM onwards until midnight!
Then her first international stop would be the Bahamas (see picture below)!!! On July 1st, Horny Hilton will turn everybody horny in the Bahamas!!! See the first promotional poster below and get your tickets now!!! More info on the Bahamas beach concert coming soon!
Hardcore Studio is extremely proud of Horny Hilton's first concert from yesterday which was a sold out!!! The concert was a huge success!!!
Audi 9 of Sunway was filled with a total of 25,000 fans! The fans were cheering and screaming for Horny Hilton throughout the concert! Both national and international fans of Horny Hilton flew to Malaysia to see Horny Hilton live in concert.
Quite a number of fans couldn't control themselves and started to touch themselves, and some were even touching one another, especially those fans at the backrow because they were engaging in sexual activites while jamming to Horny Hilton's hits! They were all so horny!
After the concert was about to end, the fans requested encores non-stop! Horny Hilton performed all songs from her debut album. She ended the show with a hot dance remix of "So Horny". Lala Uglygorilla also made a special appearance and performed "When Lala Tell Me That I'm Horny" with Horny Hilton, which was definitely a fan favorite and the highlight of her show. Horny Hilton's concert was accompanied by Hardcore Studio's band, 3 background singers, 8 dancers, and 4 strippers.
When Horny Hilton left the stage, she left fans crying and yearning for more. She has changed the lives of many of her fans.
Hardcore studio crew caught up with one fan, who flew all the way from Israel to see Horny Hilton live, outside audi 9 after the concert. She was crying heavily and was comforted by her husband.
Hardcore Studio crew:How was the concert?
Fan:(Sobbering) It was so beyond horniness... Horny Hilton is so talented and so horny... and god her boobs!
Hardcore Studio crew:Did you have a great time?
Fan:(Sobbering more) I had the time of my life. Horny Hilton completes me. I think I love her. And now I wanna divorce my husband and pursue Horny Hilton! Please God help me! Make Horny love me! I can be a very good little bitch for Horny Hilton! I would do anything! (crying more)
Fan's husband:(Also sobbering) I understand honey. Who can resist when she is so horny. If only Horny Hilton was lesbianism, I would give you away... and help fulfill your horniness... but can we have a threesome first...?
Since our establishments we have been cherishing and nuturing young talented singers. Our studio achieving a milestone today. It takes great pleasure and honour in introducing our latest breakthrough in the entertainment industry- JANICE JAMMESON. As you know, Janice Jammeson has been thought and brought up by none other than the famous Cornstar on the planet Earth - Jenna Jammeson.
By introducing Janice Jammeson, Hardcore Studio today would like to announce their entry into the video and TV industry. In the next few weeks, we shall be filming our new series : Horny Lessons by Cornstar. It will be shown every Tuesdays at 8pm on Astro Box Office - Channel 49. Subscription starts at RM 49.99 till 599.99
If you pay RM 49.99, you will only be able to see Janice Jammeson in a fully covered-up bikini. But, for the extra horny people out there, if you pay the full RM 599.99, you will get to see Jenna Jammeson fully naked, all bushes trimmed. If you pay RM 199.99, you will see her in a thong and a top. For RM 399.99, you will see her topless, but with a thong.
So, you decide.
P/S : The sex doctors in the USA have approved of Jenna Jammeson's fully naked appearance. They claimed that it will boost your marriage by 59%.
In the next couple of days, first promotional posters of Janice Jammeson will appear.
Song:Gorilla (Wanna Say Goodbye) Performed by:Lala Uglygorilla (feat. Celine Dillon)
Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye? Go back to jungle, baby tell me why Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye? To rule the jungle, baby, you and I? If you gorilla... Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye? Go back to jungle, baby, tell me why Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye? To rule the jungle, baby, you and I?
Little gorilla in a terrible mess, a jungle alone, with no love to confess Dreams of a human to come rescue me, runs like a spirit through the jungle trees
Gotta move from the smell, when you don't know I'm leaving, gotta find better scent, no way for lovin' Gorilla don't you cry, 'cause there is no way I'm staying, I will leave say «bye bye», I'm going my way...
Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye? Go back to jungle, baby tell me why Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye? To rule the jungle, baby, you and I? If you gorilla (ooh ooh oh) I would be stinky (ooh ooh oh) If you gorilla (ooh ooh oh) I would be stinky (ooh ooh oh)
Mystery deep in the monkey heart Crying at night, why wanna be apart Prince, oh, prince are you really sincere? That you one day are gonna disappear?
Gotta move from the smell, when you don't know I'm leaving, gotta find better scent, no way for lovin' Gorilla don't you cry, 'cause there is no way I'm staying, I will leave say «bye bye», I'm going my way...
Gorilla (oh oh oh) Gorilla (oh oh oh) Gorilla (oh oh oh) Gorilla Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye? Go back to jungle, baby tell me why Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye? To rule the jungle, baby, you and I? Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye? Go back to jungle, baby, tell me why Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye? To rule the jungle, baby, you and I? If you gorilla (ooh ooh oh) I would be stinky (ooh ooh oh) If you gorilla (ooh ooh oh) I would be stinky (ooh ooh oh)
Hardcore Studio is proud and excited to announce its newest artist, Lilian Lohan, the younger sister of Lindsay Lohan (queen of rehab, and queen of the nightclubs).
Lilian Lohan follows her sister's footsteps into clubs and bars and enjoys dancing her ass off, and simply just having a good time. She is perfect for our company's club hits. So, if you are a club-bangger and love to pound to huge dance/club songs, watch out for this, Lilian Lohan. She will be our club girl who has no idea about love, lost, pain, or whatever. She is all about PARTYING! Lilian has always been living in the shadow of her sister's dreams and careers, but now it's time for her to come out and shine and show that she is a better clubber than her sister! And we try to give her good guidance so that she doesn't do drugs, have nipple slips, get hammered, and end up in Rehab like her sister.
Listen to her first song, Pon De Replay, below. Watch out for more from her!
Horny Hilton will have her first private live concert ever at Sunway University College on Thursday 21st of June at top floor, Audi 9, Sunway building. She will perform her latest music from her debut album that will guarantee to satisfy your every desire and fulfill your horniness. Lala Uglygorilla will be the special guest of honor who will sing a duet with Horny Hilton ("When Lala Tell Me That I'm Horny"). So get your tickets now and don't miss this amazing opportunity to catch Horny Hilton in horniness action.
Tickets can be purchased at Sunway University College from our crew, and from the student service center.
Ticketing Rate: VIP: 1RM Front-row: 50 cents Middle-row: 35 cents Sit on the floor: 15 cents
Special: Horny Hilton merchandise will be available for sale. Lick Horny Hilton's finger: 2RM Touch one side: 5RM *Special Promo* both sides: 8RM
Rules: No cameras allowed. Smoking is prohibited. NO TOUCHING YOURSELF!!! DON'T BE TOO HORNY!!!
*No refund for purchased tickets!!!
***We are not liable for any fainting or heart-attack after licking Horny Hilton's finger, or touch one side and so on.***
Hardcore Studio is excited to announce a special contest!!! We are certain that you have already heard her #1 song, SO HORNY, and felt in love with it. So, now we want to hear from YOU!!! Send us your demo of your vocals for this song, and you get a chance to win 3 exclusive prizes. Don't miss this great opportunity!!! Share your horniness with our beloved, Horny Hilton!!!
Contest Ends: 25th June
GRAND PRIZE
~ To meet Horny Hilton in person, have a candle light dinner at the Hilton Hotel, and a TWO-NIGHT STAND!!! ~
FIRST-RUNNER UP PRIZE
~ One day trip visit to Horny Hilton's accomodation + one signed nude picture of Horny Hilton (preview below!!! The real picture is full frontal!!!) ~
SECOND RUNNER UP PRIZE
~ One piece of Horny Hilton's underwear collection, "Rox" brand ~
You have experienced the horniness of Horny Hilton in her hit song, So Horny. You have felt the jungle vibe in Lala Uglygorilla's first song, Gorilla Girl. You have also felt the excitement and amazing chemistry between these two artists in the song, When Lala Tell Me That I'm Horny. So now we are proud to present you an exclusive in-studio download of the song "When Lala Tell Me That I'm Horny". You will hear the raw sound and behind the studio laughter!!!
Hardcore Studio is extremely proud to present the debut album of maid-turned-singer, Horny Hilton!!! This album features the current #1 song on the World Airplay Chart, So Horny, and 7 other new songs. This album evokes horniness emotions and expresses Horny Hilton's deep feelings. It is definitely the most highly anticipated album of the century!!!See the front and back cover of her debut album, SO HORNY, below!!!
And don't forget to buy her album which will be available in stores, June 5th 2007!!!
Tracklisting: 01 Horniest In The World 02 So Horny 03 Before I Horny 04 My Horny Will Go On 05 Mrs Horny 06 Unbreak Horny 07 Better Horny 08 Horny More Than I Can Say
Hardcore records was found in 2007 by Mario & Norin...Our mission is to find new talents in singing and give them opportunity in life. We produce high quality music for the new generation and we promote diversity in music
Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton playing who's more dumb
You be the judge.
(Lindsay thinking to herself): Damn! I think my nipple slipped out again! But never mind as long as the paparazzi are here.
(Paris thinking to herself): OMG! I didn't know wearing underwear feels so nice and cute. That's HOT!
We are so proud to present our new artist
This is her sister's sexy picture...
