Backstage of Alma Awards

Tonight is the night of the big Alma award show! All Hardcore Studio artists are nominated and we are so excited to see if any of our stars are going to win! Well, we got some exclusives behind the backstage as our artists get ready for the show! So enjoy the exclusives with a special interview with the Alma Award Crew.

Lala Uglygorilla getting some make-up


Alma Award Crew: Ms. Gorilla, Ms. gorilla, are you excited about tonight?
Lala Uglygorilla: ...Live in joungle, come to city...
Alma Award Crew: Ok... -_- I love your song, "Gorilla Girl", how was it to release your first song?
Lala Uglygorilla: ...Live in joungle, come to city...
Alma Award Crew: I know already! Anyway, what are you wearing tonight? Gucci? Dolce & Gabana? Monkey Wear?
Lala Uglygorilla: ...Live in joungle, come to city...

Alma Award Crew: Ok... whatever...


Horny Hilton giving herself a facial


Alma Award Crew: How do you feel about tonight Ms. Hilton? Do you think you're going to win?
Horny Hilton: Of course! How could you even ask such stupid and silly question? Craji bugga! My song is #1 and I'm the horniest artist ok? Please behave!
Alma Award Crew: I'm sorry Ms. Hilton. I should've known better. So, I've heard you and Lilian Lo...
Horny Hilton: What the hell? Stop gossip ok? (pinches the interviewer)
Alma Award Crew: Ouch! Ms. Hilton I'm sorry! Please don't pinch my nipple! (Getting scared) Hmm... so, you and Lala Uglygorilla are label mates. You have collaborated on the song "When Lala Tell Me That I'm Horny", which became a huge hit. And now you're being nominated in the same category for "Best New Artist". Do you think Lala stand a chance to win against you?
Horny Hilton: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! Of course not ok? She's nice and smelly, but win an award? Wuahahahahaha! So, stop gossip ok?
Alma Award Crew: Ok last question Ms. Hilton. You get horny right? How horny can you get?
Horny Hilton: Iya iya. I get horny. I have many ways to get horny. But when I'm laji, I just touch myself to sleep lor... ok enough questions! Stop gossip ok?


Lilian Lohan getting ready for the big show

Alma Award Crew: Ms. Lohan, is your sister out of rehab yet?
Lilian Lohan: Ugh! She better stay there! That bitch!
Alma Award Crew: Why? Why are you so upset about your sister?
Lilian Lohan: Are you frickin' kiddin' me? That girl always steals my underwears and bras, and yet she never wears any of them!
Alma Award Crew: It must be painful to have your underwears and bras stolen... (LOL), but you do love your sister right?
Lilian Lohan: Love that bitch? I'm a clubber, you got it? Stop asking dumb questions or I'm gonna kick you in the vagina!


Janice Jammeson struttin her stuff

Alma Award Crew: Ms. Jammeson...
Janice Jammeson: No questions please. Go look yourself in the mirror! Ewwwww.

Alma Awards

The list of nominations of the 2007 Alma Awards has just been announced and all Hardcore Studio artists have been nominated!!!

Horny Hilton: 3 nominations
~ Best Female Album "So Horny"
~ Best Love Song "So Horny"
~ Best New Artist

Lala Uglygorilla: 2 nominations
~ Best New Artist
~ Best Pop Song "Gorilla Girl"

Lilian Lohan: 2 nominations
~ Best New Artist
~ Best Dance Act "Pon De Replay"

Janice Jammeson: 2 nominations
~ Best New Cornstar
~ Best Performance in TV series: Horny Lessons by Cornstar

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF THEM!!!

Lala's 1st B-day!

Hardcore Studio would like to show all fans of Lala Uglygorilla some candid pictures from her 1st birthday party ever in her entire gorilla life! As you can see, Lala is so excited and surprised about her birthday party. Actually, that day she was very smelly and was so lazy to take a damn shower. But we finally convinced her to wash away her smell. Then, with intense make-up from our professional make-up artist, Joy, she finally looked clean and a bit like a human. Well, anyways, enjoy the pictures, and happy birthday LALA UGLYGORILLA!!!

Won't sleep without touching

Won't Sleep Without Touching
by Horny Hilton feat Celine dillon

Celine Dillon:
I asked her to stop
But she wouldn't listen
She touch before I had the chance to say
Words that would mend
Things that were broken
But now it's far too late, she's touch away

Every night you touch yourself to sleep
Thinking why does this happen to me?
Why does every moment have to be so hard?
Hard to touching,

Horny Hilton:
It's not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it nice
I may not make it through the night
I won't sleep without touching

Celine Dillon:
The taste of her breast, I'll never get over
The noises that she made kept me awake
She's touch of her things that remain unspoken
Touch up so much it crushed us everyday

Every night you touch yourself to sleep
Thinking why does this happen to me?
Why does every moment have to be so hard?
Hard to touching,

Horny Hilton:
It's not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it nice
I may not make it through the night
I won't sleep without touching

It's not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it nice
I may not make it through the night
I won't sleep without touching

Of all the things I've felt but never really showed
Perhaps the worst is that I ever let you go
I should not have ever let you go...

Horny Hilton:
It's not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won't go home without you

It's not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it nice
I may not make it through the night
I won't sleep without touching

I won't sleep without touching

I won't sleep without touching

I won't sleep without touching



* Composed by Mario
* Produced by: Mario
* Performed by: Horny Hilton & Dillon
* Background Vocals: Maroon 5

Social Responsibility

Hardcore Studio has embarked in the music business for quite some time now. We have made tremendous success by producing one chart-topping song after another. Now it is our duty to be socially responsible and pay something back to the community.

Thus, in the up-coming LIVE EARTH CONCERT in Rio De Janeiro, Hardcore Studio's main three artists, Horny Hilton, Lala Uglygorilla, and Lilian Lohan will join the concert with the likes of music legends, such as Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jennifer Lopez, Nelly Furtado, Christina Aguilera, and Justin Timberlake to help raise awareness and charity on the issue of earth's well-being.

It is such a huge honor that Hardcore Studio artists have been invited to such a magnificant event. Hence, because this is a formal and charitable event, we promise that we will educate Horny Hilton to keep her horniness on the low for the night. We will clean up Lala Uglygorilla up real nice and spray 100 bottles of perfume on her so that the public can enjoy her performance without being distracted by the smell from her. We will also ensure that Lilian will not get drunk during the event and we will make sure that she wears underwear when she goes on stage.

Up-coming LIVE EARTH CONCERT in Rio on July 20th

Madonna

Lenny Kravitz

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Jennifer Lopez

Nelly Furtado

Christina Aguilera

Justin Timberlake

Hardcore Studio is proud to donate 10cents to LIVE EARTH. We hope that Hardcore Studio's fans will join us in contributing and donating to this event.

~ Thank You ~

What Up?

What have the Hardcore Studio artists been up to?

Janice Jammeson is shooting back to back episodes of her first tv series, "Horny Lessons By Cornstar", which will be aired later this year.

Lala Uglygorilla is wrapping up shooting the video for her first song, "Gorilla Girl", and she is also working on her first debut album.

Lilian Lohan is also working on her first club album which shall come out really soon!

Horny Hilton, as you already know, is busy rehearsing and preparing for her first world tour ever! But she is also busy working on new music. Her first album, "So Horny", became a major smash worldwide. So, now Horny Hilton is taking it to the next level with more genres. She will be making funk, RnB, Soul, and more! She will not just be doing the ordinary pop songs anymore.

More updates and exclusives coming soon!!!

Reminder!!!

Just a reminder that Horny Hilton's first world tour kicks off on July 1st in the Bahamas!!! It's a beach party and concert of your life time! We have already sold 500,000 tickets for this single event! There are only 5 VIP tickets left! So purchase your ticket now because the demand for Horny Hilton is incredibly high!!!

On The Set: Gorilla Girl

Here's the first exclusive picture of Lala Uglygorilla on the set of her first video, Gorilla Girl.

Trivia: Behind Studio Doors

Pop trash Lindsay Lohan, and spoilt brat Paris Hilton are best friends (again)... could it be possible for their younger sisters, Lilian Lohan & Horny Hilton, to become best friends too? But if Horny and Lilian do become best friends, could it also lead to the long feud and catfight like their older sisters had?

Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton playing who's more dumb

As you already know, Horny and Lilian are label mates. But what you don't know is the hot rumors behind studio doors. There has been rumors circulating that both of them often sneak into the ladies room together and start making out. Could they start to become really good friends or is there more between them behind closed-doors?

You be the judge.

We have just installed more security cameras in our facilities, and if we catch something shocking on camera, you will be the first to find out, right here at Hardcore Studio. The question now is, could our Horny and Lilian follow in the footsteps of their sisters?

(Lindsay thinking to herself): Damn! I think my nipple slipped out again! But never mind as long as the paparazzi are here.

(Paris thinking to herself): OMG! I didn't know wearing underwear feels so nice and cute. That's HOT!

The SO HORNY CONTEST Winners

We have received over 8 million tapes of fans singing to Horny Hilton's worldwide smash, "So Horny". It was hard to choose the top winners because everybody sounded amazing and horny. Thank you all for your participation. It was difficult to choose, but after many many times of consideration, we are happy to announce the following winners for the SO HORNY CONTEST:

1. Grand Prize: Mr. Lasha from Russia
(two-night-stand, candle light dinner)

2. 1st Runner-up Prize: Mr. Tee
(a trip to Horny Hilton's house + 1 signed nude picture)

3. 2nd Runner-up Prize: Ms. Greeja
(one underwear)

Congratulations to all winners!!! We would like to share this joy with you by leaving you with Lasha's version of "So Horny". Enjoy.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ob30cv

The Horny Tour

Due to massive success of her Horny Hilton's first concert at Sunway, Hardcore Studio is now ready to launch her first world tour ever. Horny Hilton will be visiting many countries and perform all her horny hit songs throughout the world.

The theme of the tour is "Beach Concert". So get ready to be wild, wet, and horny!

Before she leaves Malaysia, her first stop will be Sunway Lagoon! So come experience the sensation of Horny Hilton at Sunway Lagoon on the 27th of June from 8PM onwards until midnight!

Then her first international stop would be the Bahamas (see picture below)!!! On July 1st, Horny Hilton will turn everybody horny in the Bahamas!!! See the first promotional poster below and get your tickets now!!! More info on the Bahamas beach concert coming soon!

* Concert sponsored and hosted by Crave *

Charts Updates!

Hardcore Studio continues to dominate the world with its first 3 artists! These artists conquer every part of the world with their amazing songs!!!

Horny Hilton's Concert A Blast

Hardcore Studio is extremely proud of Horny Hilton's first concert from yesterday which was a sold out!!! The concert was a huge success!!!

Audi 9 of Sunway was filled with a total of 25,000 fans! The fans were cheering and screaming for Horny Hilton throughout the concert! Both national and international fans of Horny Hilton flew to Malaysia to see Horny Hilton live in concert.

Quite a number of fans couldn't control themselves and started to touch themselves, and some were even touching one another, especially those fans at the backrow because they were engaging in sexual activites while jamming to Horny Hilton's hits! They were all so horny!

After the concert was about to end, the fans requested encores non-stop! Horny Hilton performed all songs from her debut album. She ended the show with a hot dance remix of "So Horny". Lala Uglygorilla also made a special appearance and performed "When Lala Tell Me That I'm Horny" with Horny Hilton, which was definitely a fan favorite and the highlight of her show. Horny Hilton's concert was accompanied by Hardcore Studio's band, 3 background singers, 8 dancers, and 4 strippers.

When Horny Hilton left the stage, she left fans crying and yearning for more. She has changed the lives of many of her fans.

Hardcore studio crew caught up with one fan, who flew all the way from Israel to see Horny Hilton live, outside audi 9 after the concert. She was crying heavily and was comforted by her husband.

Hardcore Studio crew: How was the concert?

Fan: (Sobbering) It was so beyond horniness... Horny Hilton is so talented and so horny... and god her boobs!

Hardcore Studio crew: Did you have a great time?

Fan: (Sobbering more) I had the time of my life. Horny Hilton completes me. I think I love her. And now I wanna divorce my husband and pursue Horny Hilton! Please God help me! Make Horny love me! I can be a very good little bitch for Horny Hilton! I would do anything! (crying more)

Fan's husband: (Also sobbering) I understand honey. Who can resist when she is so horny. If only Horny Hilton was lesbianism, I would give you away... and help fulfill your horniness... but can we have a threesome first...?

Be Cornstar

Janice Jammeson

We are so proud to present our new artist

Since our establishments we have been cherishing and nuturing young talented singers. Our studio achieving a milestone today. It takes great pleasure and honour in introducing our latest breakthrough in the entertainment industry- JANICE JAMMESON. As you know, Janice Jammeson has been thought and brought up by none other than the famous Cornstar on the planet Earth - Jenna Jammeson.

By introducing Janice Jammeson, Hardcore Studio today would like to announce their entry into the video and TV industry. In the next few weeks, we shall be filming our new series : Horny Lessons by Cornstar. It will be shown every Tuesdays at 8pm on Astro Box Office - Channel 49. Subscription starts at RM 49.99 till 599.99

If you pay RM 49.99, you will only be able to see Janice Jammeson in a fully covered-up bikini. But, for the extra horny people out there, if you pay the full RM 599.99, you will get to see Jenna Jammeson fully naked, all bushes trimmed. If you pay RM 199.99, you will see her in a thong and a top. For RM 399.99, you will see her topless, but with a thong.

So, you decide.

P/S : The sex doctors in the USA have approved of Jenna Jammeson's fully naked appearance. They claimed that it will boost your marriage by 59%.

In the next couple of days, first promotional posters of Janice Jammeson will appear.

Stay tuned!!!!

Stay tuned for

This is her sister's sexy picture...

Gorilla (Wanna Say Goodbye)

Song: Gorilla (Wanna Say Goodbye)
Performed by: Lala Uglygorilla (feat. Celine Dillon)


Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye?
Go back to jungle, baby tell me why
Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye?
To rule the jungle, baby, you and I?
If you gorilla...
Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye?
Go back to jungle, baby, tell me why
Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye?
To rule the jungle, baby, you and I?

Little gorilla in a terrible mess,
a jungle alone, with no love to confess
Dreams of a human to come rescue me,
runs like a spirit through the jungle trees

Gotta move from the smell, when you don't know I'm leaving,
gotta find better scent, no way for lovin'
Gorilla don't you cry, 'cause there is no way I'm staying,
I will leave say «bye bye», I'm going my way...

Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye?
Go back to jungle, baby tell me why
Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye?
To rule the jungle, baby, you and I?
If you gorilla (ooh ooh oh)
I would be stinky (ooh ooh oh)
If you gorilla (ooh ooh oh)
I would be stinky (ooh ooh oh)

Mystery deep in the monkey heart
Crying at night, why wanna be apart
Prince, oh, prince are you really sincere?
That you one day are gonna disappear?

Gotta move from the smell, when you don't know I'm leaving,
gotta find better scent, no way for lovin'
Gorilla don't you cry, 'cause there is no way I'm staying,
I will leave say «bye bye», I'm going my way...

Gorilla (oh oh oh)
Gorilla (oh oh oh)
Gorilla (oh oh oh)
Gorilla
Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye?
Go back to jungle, baby tell me why
Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye?
To rule the jungle, baby, you and I?
Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye?
Go back to jungle, baby, tell me why
Gorilla do you wanna say goodbye?
To rule the jungle, baby, you and I?
If you gorilla (ooh ooh oh)
I would be stinky (ooh ooh oh)
If you gorilla (ooh ooh oh)
I would be stinky (ooh ooh oh)

Introducing Lilian Lohan

Lilian Lohan, the party-animal.

Hardcore Studio is proud and excited to announce its newest artist, Lilian Lohan, the younger sister of Lindsay Lohan (queen of rehab, and queen of the nightclubs).

Lilian Lohan follows her sister's footsteps into clubs and bars and enjoys dancing her ass off, and simply just having a good time. She is perfect for our company's club hits. So, if you are a club-bangger and love to pound to huge dance/club songs, watch out for this, Lilian Lohan. She will be our club girl who has no idea about love, lost, pain, or whatever. She is all about PARTYING! Lilian has always been living in the shadow of her sister's dreams and careers, but now it's time for her to come out and shine and show that she is a better clubber than her sister! And we try to give her good guidance so that she doesn't do drugs, have nipple slips, get hammered, and end up in Rehab like her sister.

Listen to her first song, Pon De Replay, below. Watch out for more from her!

Horny Hilton Live!

Horny Hilton will have her first private live concert ever at Sunway University College on Thursday 21st of June at top floor, Audi 9, Sunway building. She will perform her latest music from her debut album that will guarantee to satisfy your every desire and fulfill your horniness. Lala Uglygorilla will be the special guest of honor who will sing a duet with Horny Hilton ("When Lala Tell Me That I'm Horny"). So get your tickets now and don't miss this amazing opportunity to catch Horny Hilton in horniness action.

Tickets can be purchased at Sunway University College from our crew, and from the student service center.

Ticketing Rate:
VIP: 1RM
Front-row: 50 cents
Middle-row: 35 cents
Sit on the floor: 15 cents

Special:
Horny Hilton merchandise will be available for sale.
Lick Horny Hilton's finger: 2RM
Touch one side: 5RM
*Special Promo* both sides: 8RM

Rules:
No cameras allowed.
Smoking is prohibited.
NO TOUCHING YOURSELF!!!
DON'T BE TOO HORNY!!!

*No refund for purchased tickets!!!

***We are not liable for any fainting or heart-attack after licking Horny Hilton's finger, or touch one side and so on.***

The So Horny Contest

Dear all fans of Ms. Horny Hilton,

Hardcore Studio is excited to announce a special contest!!! We are certain that you have already heard her #1 song, SO HORNY, and felt in love with it. So, now we want to hear from YOU!!! Send us your demo of your vocals for this song, and you get a chance to win 3 exclusive prizes. Don't miss this great opportunity!!! Share your horniness with our beloved, Horny Hilton!!!

Contest Ends: 25th June


GRAND PRIZE

~ To meet Horny Hilton in person, have a candle light dinner at the Hilton Hotel, and a TWO-NIGHT STAND!!! ~

FIRST-RUNNER UP PRIZE

~ One day trip visit to Horny Hilton's accomodation + one signed nude picture of Horny Hilton (preview below!!! The real picture is full frontal!!!) ~



SECOND RUNNER UP PRIZE

~ One piece of Horny Hilton's underwear collection, "Rox" brand ~

In Studio Download

You have experienced the horniness of Horny Hilton in her hit song, So Horny. You have felt the jungle vibe in Lala Uglygorilla's first song, Gorilla Girl. You have also felt the excitement and amazing chemistry between these two artists in the song, When Lala Tell Me That I'm Horny. So now we are proud to present you an exclusive in-studio download of the song "When Lala Tell Me That I'm Horny". You will hear the raw sound and behind the studio laughter!!!

~ Download Now ~

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Album Launch: So Horny

Hardcore Studio is extremely proud to present the debut album of maid-turned-singer, Horny Hilton!!! This album features the current #1 song on the World Airplay Chart, So Horny, and 7 other new songs. This album evokes horniness emotions and expresses Horny Hilton's deep feelings. It is definitely the most highly anticipated album of the century!!!See the front and back cover of her debut album, SO HORNY, below!!!

Click to download an exclusive sample!

Full versions available on CD and Cassettes only.

And don't forget to buy her album which will be available in stores, June 5th 2007!!!

Tracklisting:
01 Horniest In The World
02 So Horny
03 Before I Horny
04 My Horny Will Go On
05 Mrs Horny
06 Unbreak Horny
07 Better Horny
08 Horny More Than I Can Say